Follow-up to "Single Life"

Saturday night, I went to the bar and it was full of Canadians! (I'm really not sure why, it just was.) Anyway, a group of older Canadian men were there and they were pretty drunk, so they kept buying t-shirts with the bar's name because they loved the bar so much I guess. They ended up with about 3 too many shirts, so they asked me to name three Canadian cities (which I did), and they gave me a t-shirt...So what if the bar doesn't have a great supply of *qualified eligible men! What it does have is cheap beer, good food, friendly locals, and super nice tourists who give out free shit and who doesn't love free shit?